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"Dogs come when they are
called. Cats take a message and get back to you."
Mary Bly
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"Did you ever notice when you
blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car
he sticks his head out the window"
Quotation by Steve Bluestone
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"Researches have discovered
that dogs can comprehend a vocabulary of 2,000 words, whereas cats can
only comprehend 25 to 50. No one ever asks how many words the
Researchers can comprehend."
Unknown Dog Quote
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"Heaven goes by favour. If it
went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in."
Mark Twain Dog Quote
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"Man is a dog's idea of what
God should be."
Dog Quote by Holbrook Jackson
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"Dogs are wise. They crawl away
into a quiet corner and lick their wounds and do not rejoin the world
until they are whole once more."
Qoutation by Agatha Christie
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"The greatest pleasure of a dog
is that you may make a fool of yourself with him, and not only will he
not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself, too."
Samuel Butler
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"Even the dreadful martyrdom
must run its course Anyhow in a corner, some untidy spot Where the dogs
go on with their doggy life"
Dog Qoute by W H Auden
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"Dogs have more love than
integrity. They've been true to us, yes, but they haven't been true to
themselves."
Clarence Day
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"A dog is the only thing on
earth that will love you more than you love yourself."
Josh Billings
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"Barking dogs occasionally
bite, but laughing men hardly ever shoot"
Quotation by Konrad Lorenz
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"Animals are such agreeable
friends they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms."
George Eliot
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"A dog's best friend is his
illiteracy."
Dog Quote by Ogden Nash
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"If you pick up a starving dog
and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal
difference between a dog and a man."
Mark
Twain
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"An earthly dog of the carriage
breed; Who, having failed of the modern speed, Now asked asylum and I
was stirred To be the one so dog preferred"
Dog Quote by Robert Frost
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"What counts is not necessarily
the size of the dog in the fight, what counts is the size of the fight
in the dog."
Mark Twain
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"The reason dogs have so many
friends is because they wag their tails instead of their tongues."
Unknown
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"There is no faith which has
never yet been broken, except that of a truly faithful dog."
Konrad Z. Lorenz
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"Our dogs will love and admire
the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical
homage."
Agnes Repplier
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"Dogs look up to you. Cats look
down on you. Give me a pig. He just looks you in the eye and treats you
like an equal."
Winston Churchill
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"The dog was created specially
for children. He is a god of frolic."
Dog Quotation by Henry Ward Beecher
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"If dogs could talk, perhaps
we'd find it just as hard to get along with them as we do people."
Karel Caprek
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"To his dog, every man is
Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs."
Quote by Aldous Huxley
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"Man is a dog's ideal of what
God should be."
Dog Quotation by Holbrook
Jackson
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"The more I see of the
representatives of the people the more I admire my dogs."
Alphonse de Lamartine
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"Some days you're the dog; some
days you're the hydrant."
Unknown
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"Whoever said you can't buy
happiness forgot about puppies."
Dog Quote by
Gene Hill
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"Outside of a dog, a book is
probably man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
Groucho Marx
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"To his dog, every man is
Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs."
Aldous Huxley
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"A dog teaches a boy fidelity,
perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down."
Robert Benchley
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"Did you ever walk into a room
and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their
lives."
Quotation by Sue Murphy
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"I loathe people who keep dogs.
They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves."
August Strindberg
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"If I have any beliefs about
immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and
very, very few persons."
Dog Quote by James
Thurber
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"Don't accept your dog's
admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."
Ann Landers
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"Women and cats will do as they
please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
Dog Qoutation by Robert A. Heinlein
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"There is no psychiatrist in
the world like a puppy licking your face."
Ben Williams
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"When a man's best friend is
his dog, that dog has a problem."
Dog Quote
by Edward Abbey
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"Cat's motto: No matter what
you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it."
Unknown
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"No one appreciates the very
special genius of your conversation as the dog does."
Christopher Morley
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"A dog is the only thing on
earth that loves you more than he loves himself."
Dog Quote by Josh Billings
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"The average dog is a nicer
person than the average person."
Andrew
A. Rooney
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"If you pick up a starving dog
and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal
difference between a dog and a man."
Dog Qoute by Mark Twain
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"The dog is a gentleman; I hope
to go to his heaven, not man's"
Mark
Twain
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"The most affectionate creature
in the world is a wet dog"
Ambrose Bierce
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"A hungry dog hunts best"
Dog Quote by Lee Trevino
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"If you lie down with dogs, you
get up with fleas"
Anonymous (Proverb)
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"You think dogs will not be in
heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us."
Dog Quotation by Robert Louis Stevenson
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"The greatness of a nation and
its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated."
Famous Dog Quote by Gandhi
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"My goal in life is to become
as wonderful as my dog thinks I am."
Toby Green
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"Money will buy a pretty good
dog but it won't buy the wag of his tail."
Dog Quote by Josh Billings
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"You may have a dog that won't
sit up, roll over or even cook breakfast, not because she's too stupid
to learn how but because she's too smart to bother."
Rick Horowitz
